注意：網(wǎng)站查詢并不一定完全準(zhǔn)確，使用請先核實！
笑話大全查詢
The Baby Quiz
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question?
Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.
笑話大全： The Baby Quiz_笑話大全查詢 返回笑話大全
本笑話大全收集了47387條笑話，共涉及兒童篇、夫妻篇、古代篇、愛情篇、醫(yī)療篇、家庭篇、政治篇、電腦篇、軍事篇、經(jīng)營篇、體育篇、司法篇、交通篇、宗教篇、文藝篇、鬼話篇、校園篇、名人篇、交往篇、愚人篇、民間篇、綜合篇、成人篇、幽默篇、英語篇、原創(chuàng)篇、動物篇。